[He hears the splash, but he's too late - by the time his head's turned back, he's too busy getting doused with water to retaliate in any way. It drenches his whole front, head to toe, and he glowers dangerously (from beneath the bangs now plastered to his forehead) as he flicks his lighter open again.]

I can still burn something if it's wet. Takes more concentration, but I can do it. And pal, you just made the punishment worth it.