And if I never find out what it is, you never have to do it.

[He sighs. Should've known better.]

You want me to march Harry out here to tell you right to your face just how much he doesn't want to fuck me? He said he'd even take fun at his own expense, and I bet that'd be a good time for everyone. If he doesn't, and I don't, then - [Arms out at his sides. No point in carrying this on.]