Not my fault the fire joke went south on you. That's why I tell people to just not make them. Better for everyone involved.

[He snorts, covering his mouth with one hand.]

Romanian. Yeah, that's Petre. This is one ass he'll never get to, and he knows it damn well, but thanks for the warning. Good to know someone's looking out for my honour. [Still just barely stifling the laughter that really wants to come out.]